Hi, I’m Your New Press Secretary, and It’s My First Time Reading Words Out Loud
admin A very uncomfortable 14 minutes
Humor
Pay No Attention to the Russian Oligarch at My Wedding Weekend
He’s just a dear friend we know nothing about!
Mario-a-Lago Kart, Anyone?
The White House made a bunch of parody video games. We have more suggestions.<strong> </strong>
The Midterm Conventions Will Continue Until Morale Improves
It isn’t over until the president’s tenor sings.
An Alien Scholar’s Notes on Trump’s Washington
Why did he hate one pond so much?
The Recalled-Food Show With RFK Jr.
If you share my attitude toward adventure, you’ll love these recipes!
Gwyneth Paltrow Is Very Sorry to Postpone Her Dinner
Is controversy not all the more reason to take a conversation alfresco?
Lake America Great Again
Every lake is Lake America, and every Gulf is the Gulf of America.
Why I Am Right About AI
Human writers are expensive, and they eventually die. AI is cheaper, and will never join a union.