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Mr. President! Let me start this Cabinet meeting by thanking you for hanging the moon and organizing the nation, and the universe, in such a perfect way. The moon looks great where you put it. Everything you touch turns to gold, unless you would prefer it to turn to brass.<\/p>\n

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Now that we have dispensed with the pleasantries, I do have a tiny question: Do you know that you are also allowed to fire men? Really, you are! Men are allowed to leave the Cabinet too.<\/p>\n

As one of the last remaining women in this Cabinet, I felt compelled to ask. Not for me, of course. For my sisters!<\/p>\n

I literally cannot think of a worse place to have a feminist awakening than as a member of Donald Trump\u2019s Cabinet, watching the departures of Pam Bondi but not Kash Patel, and Kristi Noem but not Pete Hegseth, and Lori Chavez-DeRemer but not Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Of course, that is not what this is. I would sooner die than have a feminist awakening. Obviously, I am aware of the patriarchy, but I have always believed that I could make it work for me, personally, if I just used the right hair products and smiled more.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m just wondering: Do I have a future here? I\u2019m doing everything that everyone else is doing. I have a face. I have a jet. I have incompetence. I shower the president with praise at every Cabinet meeting. (See above.) But where is the ironclad job security, the sense that, no matter what I do, I am still an essential part of the team? Should I be drinking more? Snorkeling more? Both?<\/p>\n

I will say I thought that it would be different when I agreed to serve. I thought, Well, this man has no respect for women. But he also has no respect for any type of person! I can build on that<\/i>. \u201cPut me in, Coach,\u201d<\/i> I said then.<\/p>\n

Now there are just four of us left. I really thought that Tulsi\u2019s willingness to conduct purges, peddle conspiracies, and cast doubt on the integrity of the last election would have endeared her to you more. But I also thought that about Pam.<\/p>\n

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Listen, if you were assembling a Cabinet purely on ability, none of us would be here. That\u2019s the great thing bringing all of us here today: Whether we are male or female, old or young, white or nonwhite, the one thing that binds us is our shared absence of merit.<\/p>\n

But if I were eliminating people for doing a bad job, I would certainly pick either the guy who is bringing back measles or the guy who is bringing back the flu\u2014two distinct guys, each of whom is putting millions of lives at stake. If you spun me around (please do not spin me around; my hair is not equipped) in this room and I pointed at random, I would hit someone deserving of being fired. Or a chair. Or one of several models of a ballroom or an arch.<\/p>\n

I know you have said, \u201cNo scalps.\u201d Are you operating under the misapprehension that women don\u2019t have scalps? This seems like the kind of thing you might believe. I don\u2019t know anymore.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m no feminist. Obviously. I\u2019m in the Trump Cabinet. But this is the kind of thing that makes me wonder about his outlook on the world! Not that we\u2019re trying to list birth control as an environmentally noxious substance. Not the increased level of joking-but-not-joking about removing our right to vote, or having households all vote together under the man\u2019s guidance. I know Pete Hegseth\u2019s pastor knows what I\u2019m talking about!<\/p>\n

I\u2019m indifferent to all of that. I\u2019m talking about my own personal career here, and I do have to wonder if you\u2019re holding the incompetent women in your Cabinet to the same standard as the incompetent men. Is this some sort of Women and Children First situation? Are you really going to wait for all of us to leave before anyone else is allowed to go?<\/p>\n

I guess I just thought I would be safer here\u2014that if I joined up, they wouldn\u2019t come for me. I am not supposed to be the one under the bus. I\u2019m supposed to be the one throwing other <\/i>women there.<\/p>\n

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