Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter the Mar-a-Lago in Heaven
admin Tour the mansion in the sky to which Sean Hannity has consigned Lindsey Graham’s soul.
Humor
If Other Jobs Were Like U.S. Senator
No one has seen or heard from your dentist in months, but he has been making stock trades.
Fix This Travesty, FIFA!
Why win fair and square when the president can make a call?
A Surreal Day at the Great American State Fair
I drank a can of Phorm Energy Screamin’ Freedom, and I may never sleep again.
One Metaphor to End Them All
The Reflecting Pool is an image so perfect, it feels as though symbolism as a whole gave up and decided…
Are You There, God? It’s Me, J. D. Vance, and I Have Some Notes.
A convenient conversion story
And Now a Few Words From Our Former Presidents on UFC 250
What would Thomas Jefferson say?
A Helpful Guide to Fair Elections From the Supreme Court Majority
Your congressional maps should be red all over. That’s the color a map turns when it’s healthy.
The First 18 Months
A Cabinet meeting with my son, who is exactly as old as the current administration
Don’t Worry! That Was Almost Certainly the Last Graham Platner Scandal!
A very not-panicked note from the Platner campaign